The Pyramid Scheme: A Riot of Rival Fraternal Orders Coming to Yakima

March 13, 1912, will be remembered as a day of grand expectations in the city of North Yakima, Washington. C.M. Hauser, a prominent figure in the Pythian Order, has returned from a conference in Tacoma, bringing with him the news of an unprecedented gathering. Between 1000 to 1200 members of the Pythian Order, as well as the Grand Lodge of the state, the Grand Lodge of the Pythian Sisters, and 17 teams of the Uniform Rank, will descend upon North Yakima the week of May 21st.

According to Hauser, this assembly will be the biggest of its kind in Yakima’s history. The Uniform Rank teams will encamp in the city for four days, engaging in a series of competitive drills and showcasing their regimental banner. What’s more, a company of cavalry will also be present, representing the Camas Prairie.

While Hauser’s enthusiasm is palpable, one can’t help but wonder if this grand gathering will bring any unsavory elements to the city. The presence of such a large number of individuals, all belonging to different fraternal orders, raises questions about potential conflicts and rivalries.

As the date of the gathering approaches, the people of North Yakima will be holding their breath, eagerly anticipating the spectacle. But will this event bring the community together, or will it sow the seeds of discord? Only time will tell.

As the city prepares to host this massive event, one thing is certain – the streets of North Yakima will never be the same.