Harmonica Hooligans Tied to Social Center Scandal

In a shocking turn of events, the Milwaukee social scene was rocked by a harmonica contest at Lake Park last night. But beneath the charming facade of the 11th annual mouthorgan contest, a dark underbelly of deceit and favoritism lurked. Eight young contestants, including boys and girls from elementary school age, vied for the top spot, but it was Little Frank Degelman, a 14-year-old prodigy from 512 16th St, who took home the coveted first prize. Representing the 14th fit school social center, Frank’s virtuosity on the harmonica was undeniable, but the question remains: was the outcome a result of his skill, or a product of insider influence?