Fifth Avenue Thieves Strike Fear into Hearts of Manhattan’s Elite

In the shadows of New York City’s affluent Upper East Side, a brazen gang of burglars has been leaving a trail of silverware and shattered dreams in its wake. The latest victim of this group’s dastardly deeds is McLane Van Ingen, whose Fifth Avenue mansion was broken into last Tuesday night. The thieves made off with a staggering $10,000 worth of silverware, leaving the Van Ingen family to pick up the pieces of their shattered security.